LEGAL STUFF, DISCLAIMER und anderes
Your use of the GRUNZWASSER site is for your own personal and non-commercial use only. You acknowledge that, as between GRUNZWASSER and you, except for user content and advertisements (as discussed below), GRUNZWASSER, represented by the representatives and their representatives is the sole owner of all content on the GRUNZWASSER Site, including, without limitation, all applicable copyrights, patents, trademarks, trade secrets, trade names, logos, and other intellectual property rights thereto, as well as text, images, graphics, logos, audio, video and other material appearing on the GRUNZWASSER Site ("GRUNZWASSER Content"). The GRUNZWASSER Site and the GRUNZWASSER Content are protected by the copyright laws and other intellectual property laws of the United Kingdom, the United States, Australia and are protected globally by applicable international copyright treaties and includes, but not exclusively North Korea.
You may download and print extracts from the GRUNZWASSER Content for your own personal and non-commercial use only, provided you maintain and abide by any author attribution, copyright or trademark notice or restriction in any material that you download or print. You may not use any GRUNZWASSER Content for any other purpose without our prior written approval. Except as expressly authorised by GRUNZWASSER, you are not allowed to create a database in electronic or paper form comprising all or part of the material appearing on the Vaticamazon Site. (means: just ask us beforehand and give us at least the credit, if you can’t pay. Signed the CEO)
If you wish to use our content other than as permitted by these terms and conditions, please contact us at email@example.com. If GRUNZWASSER publishes photos and/or texts which are copyrighted by third parties, it can be only a horrible mistake and we apologize already here and now. The third party has two choices: 1) Just say “Awww, what the heck”, 2) Insist to have their name credited and 3) demand deletion, which will then take place within 23 working days (Belgium holiday calendar). (ehmmm that’s three options, by the way).
Disclaimer of liability
To the extent permitted at law, we do not accept any responsibility for any statement in the GRUNZWASSER Content. Nothing in the GRUNZWASSER Content is provided for any specific purpose or at the request of any particular person. For the avoidance of confusion, we will not be liable for any loss caused as a result of your doing, or not doing, anything as a result of viewing, reading or listening to the GRUNZWASSER Content or any part of it. You may access other sites via links from the GRUNZWASSER Site. These sites are not under our control and we are not responsible in any way for any of their contents.
We give no warranties of any kind concerning the GRUNZWASSER Site or the GRUNZWASSER Content. In particular, we do not warrant that the GRUNZWASSER Site or any of its contents is virus free. You must take your own precautions in this respect as we accept no responsibility for any infection by virus or other contamination or by anything which has destructive properties.
Although we will do our best to provide constant, uninterrupted access to the GRUNZWASSER Site, we do not guarantee this. We accept no responsibility or liability for any interruption or delay.
If you are accessing the GRUNZWASSER Site from the United States or Australia, the additional disclaimers and limitations of liability in Sections 16 and 17 apply.
Third party advertising on the GRUNZWASSER Site
You will see advertising material submitted by third parties on the GRUNZWASSER Site. Each individual advertiser is solely responsible for the content of its advertising material. We accept no responsibility for the content of advertising material, including, without limitation, any error, omission or inaccuracy therein.
If you want to advertise on the GRUNZWASSER Site, please email the user help team at firstname.lastname@example.org, and they will pass your details on to our advertising sales team.
Users of our site maybe permitted to submit content for publication in various areas of the GRUNZWASSER Site. Interactions with our site are governed by us. You will be deemed to consent to our guidelines, and these terms and conditions, if you choose to post any content or comments to the GRUNZWASSER Site.
When you submit content to us, you agree and represent that you have created that content, or you have received permission from, or are authorised by, the owner of any part of the content to submit it to the GRUNZWASSER Site.
You or the owner of the content still own the copyright in the content sent to us, but by submitting content to us, you are granting us an unconditional, irrevocable, non-exclusive, royalty-free, fully transferable, perpetual worldwide licence to use, publish and/or transmit, and to authorise third-parties to use, publish and/or transmit your content in any format and on any platform, either now known or hereinafter invented.
You acknowledge and agree that when you post content on the GRUNZWASSER Site or view content provided by others, you are doing so at your own discretion and risk, including any reliance on the accuracy, completeness, of that content. You further acknowledge and agree that the views expressed by you and other users in that content do not necessarily reflect the views of GRUNZWASSER, and we do not support or endorse any user content. You acknowledge that we have no obligation to pre-screen, monitor, review, or edit any content posted by you and other users on the GRUNZWASSER Site.
We, or authorised third parties, reserve the right to cut, crop, edit or refuse to publish, your content at our or their sole discretion. We may remove your content from use at any time.
We accept no liability in respect of any content submitted by users and published by us or by authorised third parties.
You warrant that the content you submit to us is not obscene, threatening, harassing, libellous, deceptive, fraudulent, invasive of another's privacy, offensive, defamatory of any person or illegal. You warrant that the content you submit to us does not infringe any patent, trademark, trade secret, copyright, or other intellectual or proprietary or privacy right of any party or individual. You agree not to (i) post content which is deliberately intended to upset or harm other users; (ii) use the GRUNZWASSER Site to post or otherwise transmit content that victimises, harasses, degrades, or intimidates an individual or group of individuals on the basis of any impermissible classification, including, without limitation, religion, gender, sexual orientation, race, colour, creed, ethnicity, national origin, citizenship, age, marital status, military status or disability; (iii) post or otherwise transmit any content that contains software viruses or any other computer code, files, or programs designed to interrupt, destroy, or limit the functionality of the GRUNZWASSER Site or any computer software or hardware or telecommunications equipment; (iv) upload or otherwise transmit any content, or take any other actions with respect to your use of the GRUNZWASSER Site, that would constitute, or would otherwise encourage, criminal conduct or give rise to civil liability; or (v) use the GRUNZWASSER Site for commercial purposes, including, without limitation, submitting any material to solicit funds or to promote, advertise or solicit the sale of any goods or services.
You understand that the technical processing and transmission of the GRUNZWASSER Site may involve (i) transmissions over various networks; and (ii) changes to content to conform and adapt to technical requirements of connecting networks or devices. GRUNZWASSER assumes no responsibility for the deletion or failure to store postings of content or other information submitted by you or other users to the GRUNZWASSER Site.
If you are under 16, you confirm that you have permission of your parent or guardian to submit content.
Everybody should read this here, because lawyers, one of the useless profession in the world (beside but not limited to politicians, bankers, accountants and PR experts) get paid for this shit.
interference with any equipment or other Apps or content of any description.
Changes to these terms and conditions of use
Please note that we may change these terms and conditions from time to time at our sole discretion and we reserve the right to do without your consent. Any revised terms and conditions will be applicable at the time of posting on the GRUNZWASSER Site. Please ensure that you review these terms and conditions regularly as you will be deemed to have accepted a variation if you continue to use the GRUNZWASSER Site after it has been posted.
Governing law & jurisdiction (except for US users)
These terms and conditions are governed by German law and the parties agree to submit to the exclusive jurisdiction of the German courts, provided that use of the GRUNZWASSER Site in the United States is governed by Section below entitled "Governing law & jurisdiction (for US users)".
Our failure to insist upon or enforce any provision of these terms of service shall not be construed as a waiver of any provision or right of GRUNZWASSER.
Additional restrictions on user content for US users
In addition to section 6 the terms in Section above, you agree not to use the GRUNZWASSER Site to upload, post, e-mail, or otherwise transmit any content that you do not have a right to transmit under any law or regulation or under any contractual or fiduciary relationship (such as insider information, intellectual, proprietary or confidential information learned or disclosed as part of employment relationships or under nondisclosure agreements and to intentionally or unintentionally violate any applicable local, state, national, or international law, including, but not limited to, regulations promulgated by the U.S. Securities and Exchange Commission, any rules of any national or other securities exchange, including, without limitation, the New York Stock Exchange, the American Stock Exchange, or the NASDAQ, and any rules, regulations, orders, directives and the like having the force of law). Don’t forget: you might be sent to Guantanamo and/or will be waterboarded.
DMCA notice for US users
If you are a US copyright owner or an agent of a US copyright owner and believe that any user content or other content on the GRUNZWASSER Site infringes upon your copyrights, you may submit a notification pursuant to Title 17, United States Code, Section 512(c)(3), the Digital Millennium Copyright Act ("DMCA") by providing our designated copyright agent with the following information in writing:
(i) identification of the copyrighted work or works claimed to have been infringed;
(ii) identification of the material that is claimed to be infringing and information reasonably sufficient to permit us to locate the material;
(iii) your contact information including name a address, telephone number, and, if available, an email address;
(iv) a statement that you have a good faith belief that use of the material in the manner complained of is not authorised by the owner of the work, its agent, or the law;
(v) a statement that the information in the notification is accurate, and under penalty of perjury, that you are authorised to act on behalf of the owner of an exclusive right that is allegedly infringed; and
(vi) your physical or electronic signature;
You acknowledge that if you fail to comply with all of the requirements of this Section, your DMCA notice may not be valid.
Governing law & jurisdiction (for US users)
If you have accessed the Baticamazon Site from the US, these terms and conditions are governed by the laws of the United States of America and the laws of the State of New York (and occasionally Iowa). You agree that exclusive jurisdiction for any claim or dispute with GRUNZWASSER or relating in any way to your use of the Vaticamazon Site resides in the courts of the County of New York, State of New York, and you further agree and expressly consent to the exercise of personal jurisdiction in the courts of the County of New York, State of New York, in connection with any such dispute and including any claim involving GRUNZWASSER or its affiliates, subsidiaries, employees, contractors, officers, directors, telecommunication providers and content providers. You agree that any cause of action or claim that you may have with respect to your use of the GRUNZWASSER Site must be commenced within one year after the act or omission giving rise to the claim or cause of action arose.
Visitors to the GRUNZWASSER Site agree that their use of the GRUNZWASSER Site is at their own sole risk. The GRUNZWASSER Site is provided "as is" and "as available," without warranty of any kind, either express or implied including but not limited to: (i) any warranties concerning the availability, accuracy, appropriateness, reliability, timeliness, or usefulness of the content of the GRUNZWASSER Site; and (ii) any warranties of title, warranty of non-infringement, or warranties of merchantability or fitness for a particular purpose. GRUNZWASSER also makes no representations and warranties as to any linked sites and Vaticamazon has no liability or responsibility with respect to your use of such sites. In some instances, content made available on the GRUNZWASSER Site may represent the opinions and judgments of providers or users, such as user content. Vaticamazon and its affiliates do not endorse nor shall they be responsible or liable for the accuracy or reliability of any statement made on the GRUNZWASSER Site by anyone other than authorised GRUNZWASSER employees acting in such capacity.
This disclaimer of liability applies to any damages or injuries caused by the GRUNZWASSER Site, including, without limitation, those damages or injuries occurring as a result of: (i) any error, omission, deletion, or defect in the content available on the GRUNZWASSER Site; or (ii) any failure of performance, error, omission, interruption, deletion, defect, delay in operation or transmission, computer virus, communication line failure, theft or destruction of records, information or data, unauthorised access to, alteration of, or use of records, information or data, whether for breach of contract, tort, negligence, defamation, or any other cause of action. GRUNZWASSER does not warrant or guarantee that access to the GRUNZWASSER Site will be uninterrupted or error-free.
Applicable law may not allow the exclusion of implied warranties, so the above exclusion may not apply to you.
Limitation of liability
YOU ACKNOWLEDGE AND AGREE THAT, TO THE FULLEST EXTENT PERMITTED BY APPLICABLE LAW, REGARDLESS OF THE FORM OF ACTION, WHETHER IN CONTRACT, TORT (INCLUDING NEGLIGENCE) OR OTHERWISE, IN NO EVENT WILL GRUNZWASSER OR ITS AFFILIATES, INCLUDING, WITHOUT LIMITATION, THEIR RESPECTIVE OFFICERS, DIRECTORS, EMPLOYEES, SUCCESSORS AND ASSIGNS, BE LIABLE TO YOU OR ANY OTHER PARTY FOR ANY DIRECT OR INDIRECT LOSS, DAMAGE, COST, EXPENSE OR LIABILITY OF ANY KIND ("LOSS") ARISING IN ANY WAY OUT OF OR IN CONNECTION WITH THE AVAILABILITY, USE, RELIANCE ON, OR INABILITY TO USE THE VATICAMAZON SITE, INCLUDING (WITHOUT LIMITATION): (i) DAMAGES FOR BUSINESS INTERRUPTION, LOSS OF BUSINESS AND OTHER PROFITS, LOSS OF PROGRAMS, COST OF REPLACING EQUIPMENT OR SOFTWARE OR LOSS OF RECORDS, INFORMATION OR DATA, LOSS OF USE OF DATA, LOSS OF REVENUE, LOSS OF GOODWILL, LOSS OF CUSTOMERS, LOSS OF OR DAMAGE TO REPUTATION, LOSS OF CAPITAL, DOWNTIME COSTS, LOSS UNDER OR IN RELATION TO ANY OTHER CONTRACT, OR LOSS OF ANTICIPATED SAVINGS OR BENEFITS; (ii) ANY INDIRECT, SPECIAL, EXEMPLARY, PUNITIVE, INCIDENTAL OR CONSEQUENTIAL LOSS; OR (iii) ANY LOSS ATTRIBUTABLE TO ERRORS, OMISSIONS, OR OTHER INACCURACIES IN THE GRUNZWASSER SITE. THE EXCLUSION OF LIABILITY IN THIS SECTION 17 APPLIES EVEN IF GRUNZWASSER SHALL HAVE BEEN ADVISED OF THE POSSIBILITY OF SUCH LOSS.
BECAUSE SOME STATES OR JURISDICTIONS DO NOT ALLOW THE EXCLUSION OR LIMITATION OF LIABILITY FOR PARTICULAR KINDS OF LOSS, IN SUCH STATES OR JURISDICTIONS, GRUNDWASSER LIABILITY SHALL BE LIMITED TO THE EXTENT PERMITTED BY LAW (THEREBY MINIMIZING GRUNZWASSER'S LIABILITY TO YOU TO THE LOWEST AMOUNT THAT APPLICABLE LAW PERMITS). (this last chapter is subject to approval by "The man from behind")